5 Simple Halloween Pranks
J. Pat o Lantern
The only thing more confusing than the Obamacare website is the trick or treating schedule for our listening area. Every town has a "Set" time for trick or treating and none of them seem to be actually Halloween. I know Milwaukee held its trick or treating on Sunday, but, my 'Tosa neighborhood is trick or treating on Halloween proper. With that in mind, here are 5 simply Halloween Pranks:
1 - Rearrange the Jack o Lanterns in your neighborhood. Don't smash your neighbors' hard work just swap the pumpkins from all of your neighbors' houses. Simply smashing their pumpkins is tired. Putting a pumpkin on their step that they didn't carve...THAT is good.
2 - One Piece of Candy: Put a card table with a long tablecloth outside your door with a big bowl of candy. Dress up in costume and hide under the table out of sight. Leave a note that each kid should take "ONE PIECE ONLY." Have your accomplice inside the house watching the kids. If a kid takes more than one piece hop out from UNDER THE TABLE and scare them to death. That sound like fun.
3 -Thick Glasses - Grab a pair of costumey thick glasses and offer kids their candy. When they hold out their bag or bucket miss with every piece. The kids will quickly try to catch each piece. Simple. Fun.
4- Spook your Spouse. Dip your finger in liquid soap and write a creepy message on the bathroom mirror. Something like "I'm watching you." When she showers the message will clearly appear in the steamed up mirror.
5 - (Saved my favorite for last) Caramel Onions - Use a Caramel Apple kit and make up Caramel Onions. One spirited bite into a Caramel Onion should be enough for your party guests to realize that Halloween is not just another day.
Lastly - One crazy prank: A Magician Sneezes his Head Off:
Boo to you!
What are some of your favorite pranks?